If i come over, it means nothing
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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