and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
In other news, I just burned my penis
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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