Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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