I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize