somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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