he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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