Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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