Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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