quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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