I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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