It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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