jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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