is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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