THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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