And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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