I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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