i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Is her dick bigger than yours?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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