I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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