I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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