Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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