Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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