**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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