i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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