Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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