haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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