So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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