This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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