Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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