? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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