Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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