so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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