4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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