I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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