508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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