is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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