Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
