I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
