R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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