The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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