Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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