I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize