if you like me you must not know who I am
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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