I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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