yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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