so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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