Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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