He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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