The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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