so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My breasts were aching with rage.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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