You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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