How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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