Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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