fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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