Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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