She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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