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Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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