marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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