Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Shame is for Republicans.
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