Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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