Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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