I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
