Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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