My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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