That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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